The Republic of In the nutties is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.626 billion In the nuttiesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The In the nuttiesian economy, worth 135 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 51,524 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. In the nutties's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

In the nutties is ranked 195,393^rd in the world and 7,757^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 45.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.